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dare i ask but wheres your house
best thing ive heard all week :D :lol: :D
Ahhhhh, thanks for that, ah well that took bout 20 mins, now only gotta kill another 5 hours in the day
what i mean is why biatch, instead of maybes bitch :dunce:
FAO Crasherbiatch Am probs being thick as fuck here, but why biatch????? i know b4 u say, use pms but it wont send for some reason
LMFAO!!!!!! the whole programs classical, another wkd bit is when hes talking to the video man and the receptionist at the start and says at some...
Is he the black stand up comic, if so then i seen him at the hyena comedy cafe about 2 mths ago, one of the best ive seen to date
OMG!!!!!, how could i forget about the office, i also sat n watched the whole first series (again) last night, funny as fuck, especially when he...
Whats Your???????? Whats your favourite ever TV series??????? Mine has to be either Men Behaving Badly, Jackass or Friends.:lol:
yeah but hes also a club dj
that ugly fucka DJ Dan Peppe whos been having an affair with Fatboy Slims wife (cant remember her name:dunce: )
Ive up best part of the night with me baby son, and lets just say im more tired than an afghanistan bricklayer
it was yeah, to be honest, its so hard to remember them as he goes through them so quickly, theyll come to me soon, i hope
I Was At The Dr`s Yesterday Yesterday morning i went down to the drs for me results, so i sits down in the waiting room. Eventually, i get called...
How To Catch Osama Bin Laden Right, look how long its been and they still havent caught the twat that is Asama Bin Laden, ive fucking had enough...
Plastic Surgery An old lady walks into a plastic surgeon's office and tells him she wants a facelift. He says "Well, we have three models....
Priests In The Shower Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step in the showers before they realise there is no...
woman in an office block goes for her lunch break, she goes upto the bar on the 42nd floor, she looks around and sees a load of miserable old...
i got shitloads more, ill post another
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