Worst Advert Ever

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  1. loopyloosy

    loopyloosy Registered User

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    aye tis a sad world where teletvision programmes are just there to fill the space between adverts.

    i just cant seem to get past how funny these videos are

    watch the chickens one

    click-sickle-pop
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    Jess I have hated the Herbal one for a while!! What a gremlin! You think shes pretty till she says LOIN CLOTH :evil: :evil:

    NOOOOOOOO :cry2:
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    With her eyes shifting like nippers when shes whaled on your bed :lol: :lol:
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    I hate the Clover butter one where the bloke cries while eating corn on the cob.

    I mean, why? is it necessary?
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    Its just crazy that one isnt it?

    :evil: I feel strongly about that as well!!

    @ Jess, yeah get the slug away! Eye shifting freak

    On a plus note I like the new Bacardi advert where they are all getting up and moving round seats with the wild music on

    :D
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    The More > Than adverts fuck me off. With the actors who have just completed their GCSE in drama even though they're all 40yrs old+
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    That hovis one with the ducks and the "ill get the fish and you get the bread"

    I used to hate that but now im starting to like it and i dont know why. Its starting to get amusing :spangled:
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    Agreed, its a dogshit advert!

    That V05 one where she is on an operating table is horrendous too

    So are all the KFC ones

    And that advert for the lettuce when they are like battling on a field??? HORRENDOUS.
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    Yeah that one is annoying
  10. ManofScience

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    THIS IS THE WORST!

    like a sequence from ER, all dead serious... "we've got an emergency" and they rush her in on the trolley... "she's got split ends"....... "quick, 100mls of VO5"... "She's pulling through!"


    DIE YOU FUCKERS WHO MADE THIS - ITS APPAULING
  11. Jess C

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    It is soo bad mind :lol: :lol:
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    now the barclays one was pure genius,,,,,,

    u ever seee the bo-selecta rip of it :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    The Franks Factory Flooring adverts on all local tinpot radio stations absolutely boil my piss!!!
  14. loopyloosy

    loopyloosy Registered User

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    SPAM! how could i forget????!!!

    Spam up blah blah blah blah

    SPam up, for an anniversary

    Spam up, fuck right off

    Now in black pepper flavour?!!

    NOW IN BLACK PEPPER FLAVOUR?

    fucking nobs.
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    loopyloosy Registered User

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    bell cheese to coin a phrase

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    I hate adverts as a rule but the worst one by a mile is that fucking Sheila's Wheels one. :mad:
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    If your bloke made a meal of Spam for your aniversary, what would you do?

    :evil: :D
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    loopyloosy Registered User

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    hmmmm

    maybe I would like to amputate his arm, put it in a mincer with some other shit and make some spam out of it. Then make him eat it.

    once he is finished eating slash him until he no longer bleeds, then mince all of him up and give little parcels of him out as christmas presents to all the kids who come from byker and scrounge on haloween/xmas.

    ha

    maybe not though, maybe i would just ask if it was a joke and then i would take him away in my snuggle-copter. (one of which I have).
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    The one where a women is in a supermarket, and the kid starts crying so she rolls on the floor screaming!!!

    Teaches the little fucker not to scream in the supermarket

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