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  1. trance_fan

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    Geeky Joke (!WARNING! - Not Particularly Funny)

    Two strings walk into a bar. The first string says to the bartender: 'Bartender, I'll have a beer. u.5n$x5t?*&4ru!2[sACC~ErJ'. The second string says: 'Pardon my friend, he isn't NULL terminated'.

    :lol:
    trance_fan, Sep 30, 2005
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  3. Jason Bourne

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  4. Jason Bourne

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    GOD :lol:
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  6. Lee

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    never ever and i mean ever tell that joke in a bar, especially where there are females. :lol:
    Lee, Sep 30, 2005
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    That joke has mentally scarred me
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  8. Dragon

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    I don't understand :spangled:
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  9. Lee

    Lee original gowans artwork

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    its best that way :lol:
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    Dragon Sunflower lover

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    Ok :lol:
    Dragon, Sep 30, 2005
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    chris ffs :lol:
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    jesus christ!

    if you wanna bed Dave Harrison then your onto a winner.
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    Mr.B.ThatsMe 'yi raji puff

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    Imagine even trying to tell that joke to a woman. Then imagine the headaches everyone would stumble out the bar with once the joke was explained :crazy: :doh: :strop:

    :mrt:
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    I hope to god you didnt find that amusing Chris!! :tut:
    Sleepy, Oct 1, 2005
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  15. RDR

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    ffs Bri your such a geek you probably made the 'joke' up :p
    RDR, Oct 1, 2005
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    I just saw it on technet and thought id share it with you all :lol:

    Hence the disclaimer!

    In other news..

    My local ice cream man has been found dead :eek:

    He was found covered in hundreds and thousands...
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    Police say he topped himself :lol: :lol: :lol:
    trance_fan, Oct 1, 2005
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  17. RDR

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    Chris your such a cock :lol:
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    :(
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  19. Mr.B.ThatsMe

    Mr.B.ThatsMe 'yi raji puff

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    The second joke was humourous actually :lol:
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    A man goes to the doctors wearing only cling film for shorts.

    The doctor says, "Well I can clearly see you're nuts"

    :lol:
    trance_fan, Oct 1, 2005
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  21. RDR

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    :lol: you've just redeemed yourself
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