DJs - What is ....

Mint lol :finger:

ive still got this on vinyl

u sad twat

baught when i first started dj'ing

im sure everyone has a few shite vinyl

i used to get asked for all sorts when i used to play ram jams, kylie, steps, the lot

was always met with a 'fuck off ill play what i want'

Tut tut thats a sign of a poor DJ you should always play for the venue and crowd

I got asked to play some "metal" once

Yeah right mate!!

Re: DJs - What is ....

i bet that was a cracker of a night

Last week when djing at Sea, my gfs mate came over and asked if id play Superman, and not the newish one by Holg Ghost, the Black Lace

i was playing a filth set in a club once and some dumb bitch asked me for pretty green eyes, i laughed in her face and she went to slap me so with my lightning reactions i moved she grabbed my hand and scratched me with her massive nails, i had to get a tetanis...lol

I think the best i have ever had is playing in north, I was playing 586 by New order(The protype of blue monday) when a guy asked me for blue monday.

Told him that the track that was playing was the New order track that blue monday was based on and he said oh i thought it was by the Smiths.

Other than that i always seem to get asked stevie V dirty cash when playing in bars.

back in my day of playing bars someone asked me (round about the time it was out) if i could play dj otzi - hey baby, i told him that i would rather eat my own head than play dj otzi - hey baby,he then went to start on me, unlucky for the guy a bouncer was stood right next to the dj booth and they were swiftly ejected puttin up a quite pathetic attempt at resisting the meatball of a doorman

the guy then appeared about 20 mins later outside the window with a bloody nose and chucked a brick through it!

4 doorstaff then chased him up portland street and i never saw the guy again, dont know what happened to him haha

I once got asked in the the middle of a hard house set " do you have any Dolly Parton" and he was serious!

Some pissed cunt at Vuzz asked me to play "Castles In The Sky" and i didnt know if it was a piss take or if he was serious as in his mortal state he spat half his pint on me.

I think i looked around about 10 times after he'd fucked off with his tribe to see if anyone was setting me up/laughing

I think me muttered summit like "you cant be a fucking DJ if you havent got castles in the sky you cunt"

Fair play mate, your wearing a Ben Sherman tho AND have Rockport booties on

got asked to play metal and spanish makina shit before.