cant believe

mint

lmao

god loves a tryer

is the 5 minutes inclusive of you undressing bagging up and rololing over claiming you tired

i think we're more interested in what u like

nice one Dan

Normally I'd post somethin along the lines of "Just come along by yourse;f.. there'll be plenty of peeps there..." but if these lads are goin it won't be safe for your innocent little self..

so you'll protect her?

hahah lol awwwww

Dude.. if I try and protect her I'll get a black eye from the misses.. (shes comin along 2night 2..)

:samurai:

good stuff mate, ill send you to the bar for the drinks whilst i sweep her feet away getting jiggy on the dancefloor

So all she has to do is pay for entry into the club and pay for a taxi home..

Shes onto a winner..

hahha lol
how do u no that im not really ugly?
my avvy isnt too flattering, and cant really tell wot i look like lol

dan do us all a favour and who ever else has let there hormones do the typing step away from the keyboard and go have a cold shower

it aint a frickin dating forum you know

haaha lmao

lol takes note but decides to hang around for the fun factor of you still not getting your leg over

lol play it wiv girls that are on the game

"Bang bang..."

did he offer you money like