Joe won't be happy that he's being compared with someone that is (probably) just wokring class. I don't mind joe, he can be funny and makes a lot of very true points but he can be a total arse sometimes. How much money you earning atm Justice? And do you have pretty hair?
Plenty of ££, believe me. I shit it. My hair is glowing and splendid. I might be, I didn't earn the name 'One Man Bastard Factory' for nothing.
What master of deception and espionage could EVER think up such an elaborate and cunning ploy?? Are you one of Cagney & Lacey? If not you should be with such a detective led mind.