Board Oscars

Board Oscars

Ok here it is the board oscars, simple as, cast your nominations for the below subjects and in 1 weeks time the results will be published:

Best Gangster Film ever:

Best book:

Best Men’s Mag:

Best Actor:

Best Actress:

Best Single ever:

Best Album ever:

Best menswear label:

Best womenswear label:

Sexiest woman on the planet (other than your partner):

Sexiest Man on the planet (other than your partner):

Best website:

Best Men’s fragrance:

Best womens fragrance:

Best Drink:

Best newcomer to the board:

Best Avatar:

Funniest board member:

Best Thread Ever:

The person you would most like to meet for a pint/curry:

Worst spelling and Grammar:

The person you didn’t like when they joined but do now:

Most interesting member:

Most helpful member:

Biggest flirt:

Most dedicated member:

Biggest Nutta:

Mine:

Best Gangster Film ever: Goodfellas

Best book: The watchman (Chris Ryan)

Best Men’s Mag: FHM

Best Actor: Keanu Reeves

Best Actress: Uma Thurman

Best Single ever: Phil collins - in the air tonight

Best Album ever: Jay-Z - The black album

Best menswear label: Diesel

Best womenswear label: ????

Sexiest woman on the planet (other than your partner): Kelly Brook

Sexiest Man on the planet (other than your partner):
errr...
Best website: Promisealways.com

Best Men’s fragrance: Jean Paul Gaultier

Best womens fragrance: Gloria - Cacharel

Best Drink: Tequila slammers

Best newcomer to the board: Hannahwild

Best Avatar: ME

Funniest board member: Teknofish

Best Thread Ever: Nass (L) and festive Jim (e)

The person you would most like to meet for a pint/curry: Dan

Worst spelling and Grammar: there's a few

The person you didn’t like when they joined but do now:
Basic instinct lol

Most interesting member: Luke Terry

Most helpful member: Dodgy

Biggest flirt: Dan

Most dedicated member: GeordieLee

Biggest Nutta: Teknofish

DJ Trousesnake needs a award for his services to clout.

There's still the lifetime achievement award which is announced on the day

Piss off n vote

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Best Gangster Film ever: Godfather 2

Best book: The Hobbit

Best Men’s Mag: don't read em

Best Actor: Morgan Freeman

Best Actress: Angelina Jolie

Best Single ever: Timmy Mallet - Itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini"

Best Album ever: Fabric 17: Akufen

Best menswear label: Error

Best womenswear label: Wonderbra

Sexiest woman on the planet (other than your partner): Alyssa Milano

Sexiest Man on the planet (other than your partner): Me

Best website: www.freeporn.com

Best Men’s fragrance: XS

Best womens fragrance: Jean Paul Gaultier

Best Drink: Jack & Coke

Best newcomer to the board: non there all twats

Best Avatar: Cooksters

Funniest board member:

Best Thread Ever: not this one

The person you would most like to meet for a pint/curry: martins mam

Worst spelling and Grammar: probs me

The person you didn’t like when they joined but do now: can't remember his name but i met him nyd at the boat and he seems like a canny lad

the last 5 are shit so i left em out

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Best Gangster Film ever: Does Scarface count?

Best book: Lord Of The Flies (so far!!)

Best Men’s Mag: I duno?

Best Actor: I duno, but like, totally fancie Johnny Depp

Best Actress: Theres a few good gurlie actress's knocking aboooot

Best Single ever:

Best Album ever: So hard to say. For me it would have to be anything by Frank Sinatra. Im not sure which album it is that I love theres so many. Have to ask my dad :blush:
I like 'Come Find Yourself' by the Fun Lovin Criminals as well :blush: Laugh away...

Best menswear label: I duno. I like what Jamie has as an arse in his diesel jeans though..

Best womenswear label: Very hard to say also! If I had to say it would probably be D&G. Their swimwear this year

Sexiest woman on the planet (other than your partner): My partner I duno. Theres too many!! Xanda put a stunning brunette in the babe thread But theres far too many, like, thousands of woman are stunning.

Sexiest Man on the planet (other than your partner): Oh god total tough decision!!...

Best website: promise always clearly Google though as well!! (geek)

Best Men’s fragrance: Armani something..I dunno

Best womens fragrance: I love D&G - Light Blue, but also Ralph Lauren - Romance for the old days

Best Drink: Malibu - I love it :blush:

Best newcomer to the board: Agreeing with Marce for recently Hannah - you lifted the mood of the board!! But talking way back I dont know..

Best Avatar: At the moment Pike def.

Funniest board member: Pike - NOT!! Nah I duno, Nass or Geordie or someone theres plenty. Spence

Best Thread Ever: Anything Joe made.

The person you would most like to meet for a pint/curry: My mates from the board - theres a few.

Worst spelling and Grammar: It would be rude to say, I'd feel bad. Im probably shit as well though..

The person you didn’t like when they joined but do now: Cant say that either :blush:

Most interesting member: Brid.

Most helpful member: Probably brid again, or Harry! They know everything.

Biggest flirt: Theres many.

Most dedicated member: Woo, theres plenty who couldnt live without this board

Biggest Nutta: Again, it would be difficult to pin point one in particular...

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Best Gangster Film ever: Lock Stock

Best book: Lazy Bones (quite fitting as thats all ive read )

Best Men’s Mag: pass

Best Actor: Brad Pitt for playing the pikey in Snatch

Best Actress: Angelina Jolie

Best Single ever: Rock Da Spot

Best Album ever: pass

Best menswear label: Diesel

Best womenswear label: Diesel

Sexiest woman on the planet (other than your partner): Angelina Jolie

Sexiest Man on the planet (other than your partner): pass

Best website: steakandcheese.com

Best Men’s fragrance: armani night & gucci rush

Best womens fragrance: chanel allure

Best Drink: Tequila Rose

Best newcomer to the board: pass

Best Avatar: rachel

Funniest board member:

Best Thread Ever: pass

The person you would most like to meet for a pint/curry: Katie

Worst spelling and Grammar: Not grammar on the board but in his reviews, Maitland :laugh:

The person you didn’t like when they joined but do now: Me ... Im a nob

Most interesting member:

Most helpful member: Tribal

Biggest flirt: errrrm where do we start

Most dedicated member: geordielee

Biggest Nutta: pike


Gawd Ive missed out loads ... sorry!

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Best Gangster Film ever: Bugsy Malone

Best book: The Cat in the Hat Songbook

Best Men’s Mag: all brain-washing shite

Best Actor: Santa Claus

Best Actress: Mrs Claus

Best Single ever: Mr Blobby

Best Album ever: The Smurfs Go Pop!

Best menswear label: Miss Selfridge

Best womenswear label: Topman

Sexiest woman on the planet (other than your partner): me with my nob tucked between my legs

Sexiest Man on the planet (other than your partner): me without etc...

Best website: http://www.ilovetorrents.com

Best Men’s fragrance: socks

Best womens fragrance: bicycle seats

Best Drink: bottled sweat

Best newcomer to the board: tabitha

Best Avatar: sj_js

Funniest board member: darude

Best Thread Ever: asylum seekers (any)

The person you would most like to meet for a pint/curry: anyone that's paying

Worst spelling and Grammar: hahaha...

The person you didn’t like when they joined but do now: MARCE (had's on, still don't like you.)

Most interesting member: ...

Most helpful member: Xanda ( )

Biggest flirt: ...

Most dedicated member: ...

Biggest Nutta:

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Dunno why I asked if it counts, its full on Gangsters Paradise

Best Gangster Film ever: scarface

Best book: dont particularly read books

Best Men’s Mag: playboy

Best Actor: peter gallagher

Best Actress: uma therman's areet

Best Single ever: depeche mode - enjoy the silence

Best Album ever: u2 - the joshua tree

Best menswear label: not fussy

Best womenswear label: naked

Sexiest woman on the planet (other than your partner): samaire armstrong

Sexiest Man on the planet (other than your partner):

Best website: www.playboy.com

Best Men’s fragrance: armani white

Best womens fragrance:

Best Drink: corona w/ lime or miller genuine draft

Best newcomer to the board: Hannahwild

Best Avatar: ME

Funniest board member: geordie

Best Thread Ever: Nass (L) and festive Jim (e)

The person you would most like to meet for a pint/curry:

Worst spelling and Grammar: gaz d

The person you didn’t like when they joined but do now:
marce ... ****! :laugh:

Most interesting member:

Most helpful member: dodgy

Biggest flirt: chris spence

Most dedicated member:

Biggest Nutta: purvy

Best book: War Baby: The Glamour of Violence (i only have 3 books )

Best Single ever: far too many to pick one

Best Album ever: Spiritualized - Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Floting In Space

Sexiest woman on the planet (other than your partner): too many again

Best website: www.promisealways.com

Best Drink: Red Stripe

Best newcomer to the board: all shite tbf

Best Avatar: Smog

Funniest board member: Ian Spencer

Best Thread Ever: That Psycho Woman Who Loves Martin

The person you would most like to meet for a pint/curry: Allie (if he ever fuckin organizes it!!!!!!)

Worst spelling and Grammar: Darude / Derek / Slash

Most helpful member: Dodgy



Couldnt be arsed with the rest.

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Best Gangster Film ever: Warriors.

Best book: Cold Ten Thousand - James Ellroy.

Best Actor: Sean Penn.

Best Actress: Holly Hunter.

Best Album ever: Coldcut - Journeys By DJ / Jeff Buckley Grace.

Best menswear label: Sixty.

Best womenswear label: AP.

Sexiest woman on the planet (other than your partner): Natalie Portman / Kate Beckinsale.

Sexiest Man on the planet (other than your partner): Deakin. :bonkers:

Best website: viceland.com.

Best Men’s fragrance: Patrick Cox - High.

Best Drink: Mojito.

Funniest board member: Deakin.

Best Thread Ever: MC Vypa.

The person you would most like to meet for a pint/curry: Eyeball

Worst spelling and Grammar: Deakin.

The person you didn’t like when they joined but do now: The scottish bloke.

Most interesting member: Jon Mack.

Most helpful member: Nicolai.

Biggest flirt: ...

Most dedicated member: Vinny. (for dedicated read 'sad')

Biggest Nutta: Deakin.

Best Gangster Film ever: Godfather Pt.2 or Untouchables

Best book: i dont read

Best Men’s Mag: Nuts or Zoo

Best Actor: Tom Cruise

Best Actress: i dont kno

Best Single ever: Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody or u2 - Bad

Best Album ever: Queen - A night at the opera or Michael Jackson - off the wall, i rather like 'Beatles - Abbey Road' and i have a few Tom Jones albums too, i personally love all the old Crooners like Sinatra and Frankie Laine!

Best menswear label: i buy my clothes from Primark so i dont give a shit!!

Best womenswear label: Fuck knows. Theres lots of fit women in Topshop

Sexiest woman on the planet : 'Lindsay Lohan'

Sexiest Man on the planet : eermm 'Tom Welling'

Best website: Ebay

Best Men’s fragrance: Kenneth Cole 'Black'

Best womens fragrance: fuck knows!

Best Drink: Corona with lime and Absolut Kurant + Lemonade

Best newcomer to the board: Hannah Wild (She is fit and likes Techno)

Best Avatar: Mine OBV, or Cookee's

Funniest board member: Luke Terry can be very Witty at times!

Best Thread Ever: theres a few

The person you would most like to meet for a pint/curry: Peter Kay (He'd be hilarious)

Worst spelling and Grammar: Slash

The person you didn’t like when they joined but do now: i dunno, everyone has been sound with me!

Most interesting member: i dunno!

Most helpful member: I dunno.

Biggest flirt: i dont kno, theres a few

Most dedicated member: Pike, hes always on here

Biggest Nutta: Purvy!

im not like! im useless at flirting

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Best Gangster Film ever: Godfather (who cares really though?)

Best book: Duno?

Best Men’s Mag: why not a one for women? How would I know?

Best Actor: mmmm I duno

Best Actress: Angelina Jolie

Best Single ever: Crazy frog! (not)

Best Album ever: Changes all the time

Best menswear label: ?

Best womenswear label: theres loads

Sexiest woman on the planet (other than your partner): I think Sienna Miller is stunning plus shes going out with Jude Law

Sexiest Man on the planet (other than your partner): hmm maybe Jude Law

Best website: this one!

Best Men’s fragrance: Jean Paul Gautier

Best womens fragrance: Armani mmmmm!

Best Drink: Wine

Best newcomer to the board: mmm probs hannah!

Best Avatar: lol me? Its a cat!

Funniest board member: The Spence and Pike

Best Thread Ever: duno

The person you would most like to meet for a pint/curry: hmmm Katie or Rachel

Worst spelling and Grammar: we all know (Im pretty crap to tbf!)

The person you didn’t like when they joined but do now: Smog (Sorry I duno why )

Most interesting member: Well all my friends

Most helpful member: Spence

Biggest flirt: Hannahwild

Most dedicated member: Duno Im on here a fair bit

Biggest Nutta: What a SHIT question MARCE ...I duno...?

Sorry for my shit answers but...