Best way too.......

Best way too.......

......Dump a woman

Tell her youve just bought the new Champ manager game

She'll understand

Ring her from your british gas phone after 6 its freeeee

this is a horrible thread!!!!


:evil:

be a fucking man and tell her to her face you wimp!

Its a joke

When do they ever? plus they always say stuff like "think we should cool it for a bit"
when really they mean YOUR DUMPED!

Men eh?

Just mark the relevant field with an X

Dear Shotton

[ ] Clueless Newbie
[ ] fuckwit
[ ] Sycophant
[ ] Lamer
[ ] "Me too"-er
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Geek
[ ] Spammer
[ ] Nerd
[ ] Freak
[ ] Scammer
[ ] Dumbass
[ ] Ade
[ ] Pre-teen

You Are Being Attacked Because:

[ ] You re-posted an old thread thats been done millions of times before
[ ] You continued/resurrected a long, stupid thread
[ ] You failed to use the search feature and/or browse through different sections of this forum
[ ] You posted an extremely stupid topic
[ ] You posted a "I'm pretending my girlfriend is so fit she has a stalker" topic
[ ] You posted a blatant "Last night I got laid" topic
[ ] You posted a "I Just got in" topic
[ ] You posted a "Omg I took so many drugs last night" topic
[ ] You were caught brown nosing
[ ] You are a musicvnt (see "brown nosing" above)
[ ] You started a disturbing topic
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You are a dumbass conservative
[ ] You are a liberal commie tree-hugger
[ ] You haven't learnt the difference between PM and forum
[ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You forgot or misplaced apostrophes.
[ ] You created a lame alias
[ ] You posted an extremely unfunny comment
[ ] You posted pretending to be someone famous (See "alias" above)
[ ] You replied to the above message type believing it was actually someone famous
[ ] You are a complete and utter ****
[ ] You don't have a fucking clue
[ ] You still like trance
[ ] You pretend to be be better/smarter than everyone else
[ ] You think your music/movies taste is superior to everyone's else (see above)
[ ] You posted in ElItE CaPiTaLs because you think that makes you cool
[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless that you are being attacking anyway
[ ] Your alias sucks
[ ] Your avatar sucks
[ ] You fail to grasp the basics of the English Language

To Repent, You Must:

[ ] Go outside
[ ] Get laid
[ ] Start taking drugs
[ ] Stop taking drugs
[ ] Learn to use search function
[ ] Read a textbook on grammar
[ ] Go throw yourself from a cliff
[ ] Try learning to be funny, cvnto
[ ] Apologize and hook up everyone with free stuff
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Post something relevant
[ ] Stop masturbating for a week
[ ] Read the Announcements forum
[ ] Shut the fuck up

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

[ ] Get a life
[ ] Never post again
[ ] You still suck
[ ] Nice try, asshat
[ ] Buy a clue
[ ] Take your sh!t somewhere else
[ ] Learn to post or fcuk off
[ ] All of the above

Fill in the blanks Sasha

Goes and sits on the fence and watches all the women start grieving me







Bet ya the men get it

[X] All of the above

Agreed.

Do it the real mans way.....................TEXT HER

they r only joking on man, chill out sasha

Yey


Actually a bit more tact from me considering some of the other threads
Apologizes if i offended

I like that one BUT for the record


im single and well happy that way dont have time for myself let alone sum one else

Thats horrid dan mate


I still say Text her and call her names joke...sasha

text is the best way.....

that or ignoring her for a few weeks.

I would if it was Football Manager 2005 but you're a traitor!

Or even the new is pro

Girls...chill out on this one its blatently a comedy post..even if they have done some of the things. You have to admit harsh things make you laugh sometimes. Well they do for me.

If you can laugh at yourself , you can laugh at anything. I'll tell you what gets the message through (other than text) is by moving in with someone else.....ouch. Its hurts but oh how i laugh now. I'm well shot and some other muggins has got a handful of a bloke!

Champ manager?

not