Being single

you carry my records!

And she has to swallow as a rule

No chance

then im deffo not carrying yours.

you know it.

I was joking punk :camp:

if you ever find a women who will do that for you introduce me so I can slap some sense into her

Its all about the 'stop talking' :laugh: Dammit wheres the mute button gone

Its called selective hearing pmsl

if anyone tried to me do things that like I would laugh in their faces

(plus I don't know how to switch a cooker on )

With the nob

??

Surely ya know what one of them is

Never! We love a good back chat

My mam use to say that to me all the time.......................actually.....thinking about it....she still does

Are you talking about the cooker?

I get people to do it for me

Just let us have the last word, thats the only way to silence us!

And besides I am a child for two more weeks

She says it aboot me being a child

I'm nee bard