cheesy valentine poems

cheesy valentine poems

anyone got any?

ive just had my cousin on the phone asking if i know any good ones to put in a card

funny please

damm i thought i still had my book from when i was at school with loads of them in! can't find it though!

he's only 14!!!!

the lasses mother will be going off it if she see's the card!!!!

mine would've been perfect for him...i even had romantic ones starting with the colour of their eyes and stuff! :sick: :laugh:

awww i just got stu a funny card it says soemthing like

'boyfriend, all you ever want is sex sex sex.... well two can play that game '


lol

they were all from when i was very young...was at least 13 years ago most of these were written.. :blush:

for xmas i got Ken the real Karma Sutra....we've tried most of those positions...

i.e. ate too much & can't reach position

how much are they ruth?

i wanted one i dont really like most the books in ann summers with all the positions in

just get more magazine...does that still have position of the fortnight in...if not watch porn for new positions...admittedly you may end up saying out loud...my god i din't think that was possible & with 5 dicks up her arse!

thanks ruth

i bet your bedroom is like ann summers 10 times over

sssh...i hide it in the cupboards til Kens around of if i'm alone and bored!

I sent this this morning

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I forgot to get a card
So i hope a text will do

How the hell do you have anyone to send a text like that to! i aint one for arguing and have never met you, however a friend of mine who has never visited the board before, put a post on the other night, your reply was DIE OF AIDS!

she wont be visiting again, had to spend ages explaining not everyone on here is a twat like you!

You must have one sick sense of humour, sorry if i have offended anyone else but i think it was totally out of order, she was really upset.

To be fair if i told her to die of aids she probably deserved it. I don't just use that insult on anyone.

And if she's that sensitive that she's bothered what some person she's never met before in her life said to her over an internet messageboard she should seek some therapy.

And yep i am quite sick thanks

I've just realised what your on about.

I thought she was someone i knew from richmond

tell her i'm sorry.

:doh:

thats ok then! i would not normally have said out but she was rather upset and after all, you gotta stick up for your mates!