metro'hell' what a pile of shit, burn it down. if ive got a cold off those sniffling screaming bastard children i might just do it.
You should both know not to go to the Metro Centre anyway, it's shit, and has fuck all in the way of decent shops.
This sounds like a racist comment but its a simple observation I made. When traveling to work at about 8am in the Morning check how many non-white people are on the Metro with you. Its normally ZERO. Then on your day off get the metro at about 2pm and check how many again. It will be at least HALF. Crazy eh? :spangled:
Perhaps they just like a bit of a lie in, 'cause when I get on the metro at 8.30am there's a fair few non-white people.:spangled:
As far as I know there's only one non-white ticket inspector, that I've seen anyway. He's got really dark black skin and I like him because he let me off when I didn't have a ticket one day.
Watch out for the "missing link" C.I.D whos always on the metro. Check out his shrink to fit jeans and ageing Hi-Tecs.
It was actually valid, and I kicked up such a fuss that I think I scared the poor bloke. My pass had expired the day before and I'd tried to buy a ticket from both machines on the platform at Benton but it kept spitting one of my pound coins out, and I only had the exact money 'cause me mam had lent me it. Anyway it was knocking back loads of people and the metro was coming so there wasn't time to go over to the other side for a ticket. Got all the way to Haymarket, got off and about 18 billion inspectors were waiting at the top of the escalators. Luckily when I explained the situation and showed him the exact money I had in my pocket for the fare, he just came and stood with me while I bought a ticket, then took it off with him.
I disagree with Jill - I reckon they're not lazy fuckers like white people, as there's plenty of non-white people on the Metro at 6.30am.
