Dont Call Him Gazza or Paul

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  1. TheSpence

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    Dont Call Him Gazza or Paul

    Gazza may once have been described as "daft as a brush" but he has excelled even himself with his latest idea.
    Paul Gascoigne wants to change his name - and not just his nickname either.

    Apparently "Gazza" had been deemed surplus to requirements before he then decided "Paul" had to go too.

    All in the interests of making a clean break from the past, you see.

    The player soon to be "formerly known as Gazza" told The Sunday Times: "Paul's not right for us because it's closely linked with Gazza.

    "I need a new first name. I want to separate from the past. I'm a different person now. I'm not Paul Gascoigne and I'm not Gazza.

    "If people call us Gazza I won't respond. I don't want to be rude, but Gazza's gone and that's the end of it."

    He told the paper he intends to discuss the change with his family

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    He needs to get a grip, he has totally lost the plot
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    Re: Dont Call Him Gazza or Paul

    wish there was a shake your head in dismay smilie
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    Re: Dont Call Him Gazza or Paul

    :up:

    He's a legend but he has been going barmy for years.
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    Re: Re: Dont Call Him Gazza or Paul

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :king:

    too right altho i feel it may be used for alot in the techy geeks forum! :dunce: :oops:

    :lol:
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    Isn't he just taking the piss?
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    he needs putting down.
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    :lol:
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    Re: Re: Dont Call Him Gazza or Paul

    I blame Cherly once that blonde bimbo left him he lost it.
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    he'll always be gazza, he has been since he joined the town as a kid. he could have a sex change and call himself barbara streisand and i'd still think "gazza" when i see that face. he'd be one ugly woman like! :lol:
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    Reminds me of that whole Prince name change thing
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    think u wanna go smoke some more! :lol:

    its disturbing what ur thinking about!
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    He lost it well before then... he was a pisshead wife beater. Classic case of rags to riches and going off the rails... thats why young players should be protected from all the shite that goes on :up:
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    at least i didnt say he'd be a good lookin woman :D
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    this is true....i'd be very scared if u did! :lol: :lol:
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    He looked very frail last night, lost that characteristic solid chest.
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    i thought that aswell his legs looked ready to snap
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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    Former England footballing hero Paul Gascoigne has narrowed his search for a new name down to PG, G8 or PJ, according to a report.

    And he is expected to reveal it on TV tonight.

    PG are his usual initials, while PJ are the initials of his first and middle names (John). G8 is a combination of his surname and his shirt number when he played for England
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    haha so g8 , is that read as gate or gay - t

    :lol:

    ...fidds...:D
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    it is said "GEE EIGHT"

    Oh dear:lol:
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    Gazza sounds like Gollum.. "we mustn't! we mustn't"

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