Dislocating Bodily Parts

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  1. Ness

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    once heard of a guy who dislocated his hip an went to hospital. when the doctor put his hip back in place the guy let out the most blood curdling scream. his testicle had fallen nto his hip socket and the doc had just crushed it. :eek: :cry: :eek:
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    i don't have any testicles of my own but even i cringed at that!! :(
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    Brings a tear to the eye just thinkin bout it eh? :p *shudders*
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    aaargh, makes ma balls whince at the thought
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    Thats physically impossible unless his balls hung about 5 inches or had open surgery on the inside of his leg

    Great story tho especially the first time u hear it
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    Fracturing my coccyx (sp?) bone was the most painful thing ive ever done...even more painful than breaking my jaw! :cry:
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    How did you do that??
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    the 1st night i met u u'd not long since done that...t dull the pain u got mortal drunk! :lol:
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    i sat on a vodka bottle...a few inches the other way and it could have been alot worse :lol:
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    :eek: :lol:
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    I have a permanently unstable shoulder from benching too much with crap form before I started lifting properly, if I lift wrongly it pops out. Ligament is now so stretched it doesnt hurt that much. Sucks arse.
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    you can dislocate any body part...but if your shoulder goes then you're 80% likely to re-dislocate and it just gets worse after that!:eek:
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    thanks for that :lol: :p
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    Not if you put the hard work in and get the rotator cuffs sorted out, then you should be fine :)

    Harry
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    how do u sort out the rotator cuffs like, goin 2 the docs for the first time in ages about my ear, shoulder, jaw + back on friday like, gonna well piss em off + the old grannies, will be in there for at least 30 mins while they suffer from their imaginary illnesses
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    he will refer you to some physio...i will see if i can find a rotator cuff sheet and scan it in for ya when im sorting my stuff out over the weekend!

    cheers for the obsession tune btw!just got back to newcastle today and it's sounding sweet!your frenzy mix is still my fav but this is good shit!
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    Good god, how painful is this thread?! :eek: :lol: I thankfully havent dislocated anything :)
  20. Luke

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    actually i told physio was fuck all use, its actually subluxing when it returns, it's only dislocation when it comes all the way out and subluxing is somewhat more common :(

    i gotta go to some sports clinic in gosforth called achilles, well i chose to, the waiting list for the place on the nhs is like 2months lol

    i also got diagnosed with an ear infection, got some right minging pills to fix it

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