whats on your desk right now...

Nothing I have got the next two weeks off. Ha!

Panasonic GD87 camera phone
1 Large Starbucks latte
Car Keys
Packet of Marlboro Lights
Daily Star
Multi Vitimins
Laptop
Desk Phone
Holly Valance Calender

Answer remains - Fuck all - in bed on me laptop.

an empty none spill cup
stats from the alst week for work
an agenda for a meeting we're in this afternoon
an e-brief that was printed out
2 pens - 1 blue, 1 black!

**i work in a paperless environment!

my ticksheet for my sales
the useful no's i ahve wrote down
info on custs i have to call back
a note pad
a pc & phone
my headset box

a carton of fivealive
the mirror

my stuff so i can revise for my exam 2nite & the notes i'm making on my work!!

so not much then!

bowl of porrige (now being eaten)
Monitor
Speakers
Mouse
Mouse Mat
Blank CDs
Sony Digital Canera
Mini DV tapes
CD Labeller
Diary
Sellotape
Hole Punch
Stapler
Pens
Mini Remote control Car
Director Demistified Book
Scissors
Post it noted
Clock
CD Wallets

soo much shit, my desk is always a mess, paper cuttings, print outs, spec work, cups and legions of pens.

I've got:

Pansonic x70 Phone
A really old bedrock flyer from 2-3 years ago
Magnetic men (Paper clips in the shape of men that are magnetic)
Stuff mag

Plus
Loads of work related stuff as well like tax tables and other stuff thats dull as you like.

its full of shit.... sketchbook with markings only i can make out and a split cup of tea.

deadline in 20hrs.

Cordless house phone
Personal mobile
Work mobile
Wallet
Digital camera
Mug and plate from breakfast
Box of chocolates
Usual work crap - pens, pile of paperwork, diary etc
Usual computer stuff - monitor, printer, speakers etc
Ornament from Thailand

computer, monitor etc...
scanner
a few random mail orders i;m supposed to be emailing
an invoice for printing costs
a deck of double backed cards
a few random magic tricks
two copies of our catalogue
a royalty free music cd
a canon xm2 digital camcorder which i should really put away
my mobile phone
a bent spoon
a box of screwdrivers
cable modem
a piece of paper with random crap scribbled on it being used as a coaster

20 regal
Ashtray
8310
2 cups with little tea in bottom
car keys
birthday card
king size pot noodle (curry)
lighter
statements
fork

@ lattes and vitamins.

My desk >

pen, ruler, stapler, phone, post it's, calendar and the odd print out.

My pc, tft monitor, mouse and keyboard.
Free copy of 'Nuts' magazine i got from Asda at the weekend.
Plain white mug. Very brown stained from lots of tea drinking.
T100 mobile.
Car keys.
A few blank CDs.
Notepad.
Some shrapnel (about 25p in copper - hate that stuff in my pocket.)
Post-it notes.
USB cable.
Clock Card (to keep track of mi flexi time - shhesshh uni rules and regulations!)

Boooorrring or what.

that peski Uri Gellar....

ever wonder why gellar only bends straight spoons?

it'd be far more impressive if he used his powers to straighten bent spoons...

me too


no need to get up when i'm only doing work an all the stuff can be reached from here anyways...

don't ya jus love the 21st century

Ave got

Diary,
Can of Apple Tango,
PC,
Office Phone,
Sony P900,
Couple of copied Xbox games,
Orange Muffin,
Empty Cup.

undrunk manky cold tea...
back scratcher
half eaten bakewell tart i started for breakfast about ten mins ago...
piles of papers for my exams last week...
minidisk pod thing...
snot rags...
more snotrags...
thesaurus...
rima takeaway menu...