Brief weekend report - Thunderdome, Holland Friday - Impact @ Rosyth Scotland. Canny good. Oldstyle gabba set, Ruffneck etc. Cant remember last 2 hours, free drinks of the geordie barmaid 04:45 Saturday morning, taxi to Edimburgh airport. Cant remember getting on the plane. Picked up bya nice wifey from ID&T. Posh hotel, sleep, shower, shave, mini-bar, McDonalds Cant find digital camera, must of left it in Scotland Hotel bar, 50 Euro's for a round ! Sound check at 7pm. Huge venue, like 2 Rezerections. No stage for our stage show. 25,000 tickets all sold Nerve's Hotel Hotel bar Immodium ant-sh!t tablets Go to the party at 11 Ram packed. Everyone is taller than me Loose everyone. Handfull of free beer tokens Buy silly black & white leopard skin cowboy hats Walk around talking to mad random people Loose people Sign T-shirts Heniken & Jack Daniels 25,000 mad gabba's shouting "THUNDER, THUNDER, THUNDERDOME" and millions of fireworks, lighs, flames & allsorts shoot off everyewhere. More Heniken Loose everyone. More Heniken Eye strain looking at the incredible G-stringed girl. 25,000 mad skinheads all stomping to 160 BPM gabba Talk random crap to Dutch & German people who havnt got a clue what Im saying Say rude things quickly to girls who cant understand what Im saying. Scary Nazi type people Fall asleep standing up More Heniken Slapping competition to wake us up Clocks go back, another hour to wait to do the PA More Heniken Another slapping competion Heniken, red bull, heniken, heniken & more sickly sickly sick of the taste of free Heniken Get changed, paint face's white with black eye's, Put on hannibal lector masks 4:30am, PA time No stage, so we had to do it in front of the huge stage structure, on the floor, behind a barrier. Me & Boon run out in grey overall's with 666 on the back Our 2 chick lap dancers come out in skimpy clothes. Stand on platform and get 25,000 skinheads clapping along to the beat ! ! Jappo & Dippa - the 2 guys doing the music for the PA (playing the tunes of CD and scratching on 2 turntables) have a mad scratch off, taking turns to scratch. Whole places goes mental. I kneel on floor and tell Kat (one of our dancers) to kick me in the face. I get a boot in the side of the head, fall over, get back up, tell her to do it again, get another shoeing, Boony smashes records of me head. Squash a fake blood capsule on me 4head. Crowd at front look scared. Cant remember about 15 minutes of it Me & Boon start fighting, throwing each other around the ground. Organisers look worried ! Smash another capsule in me mooth Boony looses all his fake capsule's. Last track,I tell Kat to knock me over again and crouch over me rubbing her bum in me face, instead she dives onto me stomach, twice and I run backstage to be sick, missing the final track, bahh. Got to the bar hoping Heniken has ran out, it hasnt, more free Heniken. Lift back to hotel, minibar, try to get a mate in Glasgow to phone room service for some bottle's of wine ?! Bottle of wine Dippa says 2 funny things "At the end I gave mine" and something random about his knee's. Funny at the time. Hardcore Ray waisted on the chair thinking he was driving his car and playing a computer game. Kat comes back with a massive bruised toe. Sleep. Wake, changed. Find digital camera at bottom of bag (BAHHHH !) Get train to Amsterdam to next hotel Kats bag is still on the train ! Fill form in train station. Pub, Heniken, walk, window shopping, 2 string banjo player, tramp that says "dont laugh at me Im not French" antoher pub. Cocktails !!! Jack Daniels, Bicardi Breezer, Budweiser. Ask man/woman DJ to play hardcore. Plays some good oldksool trance. Pub shut at 12 Another pub. bacardi Breezer & Jack Daneils. Lots of mad Hells Angels People form Denmark Pub toilet - Hardcore Ray wandering around in circle's, hah Hotel at 3am, 20 packets of crisps & 4 bottles of beer. Drink beer from a shoe Pass out Wake up Pub, bacardi Breezer & A Heniken Record shop Train station Loose Ray Train to airport Check in. Ray is there Kez (other lapdancer) has lost her passport, thinks its in the lost bag She gets a temp letter from Immigration - to late for her to check in and has to stay till 10:15 (2:45 now !) Plane, sleep. Edinburgh Stella Sleep 4 hour drive back to Newcastle, stuck in traffic. Home at 6:25 Work at 7 ! Vow never to drink Heniken again. Full report & photo's soon.
Can't believe he puts so much into describing the weekend and you n Verine just check the mamms at the bottom. They are rather nice tho.
