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  1. Vin

    Vin Registered User

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    Charva Scum

    I fukkin hate charva scum. :evil:

    Last nite i was next to the bar, Cookee came over and i went to give her a hug, but as i did, the very edge of one of my fingers ever so slightly brushed the head of this scumbag ss he was walking past.

    So whats his reaction? He walks up face to face with me and says the following:

    Scumbag: How, yeve gotta buy me a drink, cunt.
    Me: Why?
    Scumbag: Because ye jus hit me.
    Me: I didnt hit you, i slightly touched you by accident. Get over it.
    Scumbag: Nah ye hit me. Therefore your buying me a drink, or im gonna nut ya.
    Me: Im not gonna buy you a drink. I apologise for slightly touching you.
    Scumbag: Buy me a drink, or im gonna nut ya.
    Me: Im not buying you a drink.
    Scumbag: But you have to. Or il nut ya.
    Me: You can have a sniff of poppers, but im not buying you a drink.

    Charvas face lights up. He takes a sniff of poppers then dissapears.

    No fukkin need for any of it. :evil:
    Vin, Sep 27, 2003
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    Should have bought a shot of vodka and poured it into his eyes. It would have wrecked and he'd be too pissed to walk soon after :p

    (I've tried it)
    Nass, Sep 27, 2003
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    knee cappings work orbit;)
    johntystar, Sep 27, 2003
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  5. l00k

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    Ive dont that like, snorting its worse......
    was the place full of em last night?
    l00k, Sep 27, 2003
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    u should have head butted him as soon as he said that he was going to nut you

    fucking arse hole
    JAY-JAY, Sep 27, 2003
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  7. Glitter Angel

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    no no no, youve all got it wrong...........you should have bought him a drink, but poured the poppers into it!!

    The little bastard would have been ill for days :evil:
    Glitter Angel, Sep 27, 2003
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    ha ha ha ha :lol: :lol: :lol:

    thinking out of the box there :king:
    , Sep 27, 2003
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  9. BRID

    BRID Has name in red. Staff

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    that guy was standing near the bar all night - he looked like a right nutcase... was taking the edge off my night like.

    he had eyes like a murderer too.

    mentalist fucker :rolleyes:
    BRID, Sep 27, 2003
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    asking questions????
    :lol: :lol: but sadly would have been deserved.


    Brid - good to meet you but you probably dont recall;)
    BreakdownBoy, Sep 27, 2003
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  11. BRID

    BRID Has name in red. Staff

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    i remember you well mate.... so well in fact im sure i passed you today on northumberland street outside hmv..

    if that WASNT you - then i guess i was completely wankered last night hehehe
    BRID, Sep 27, 2003
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    asking questions????
    it probably was i was flyering around there this afternoon:D
    BreakdownBoy, Sep 27, 2003
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  13. Mark J

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    Re: Charva Scum

    Best thing ive heard all day LMFAO
    Mark J, Sep 27, 2003
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  14. Vin

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    Top idea Kerry. :king:

    Why didnt i think of that? :dunce:
    Vin, Sep 27, 2003
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    Should of told the little bastard to fuck off, if it wasnt you it would of been someone else - he probably walks round all night bumping into people and scores for a few drinks when shit scared people say "aye nee bother soz like mate"

    :rolleyes: cheeky little cunt !
    Geordie, Sep 27, 2003
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    comfortably numb !
    I would have just butted the little twat :evil:
    Jon Mack, Sep 27, 2003
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  17. BRID

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    little he was not... the guy was about 35.
    BRID, Sep 27, 2003
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  18. Vin

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    He was never that old. 25 i would have said.
    Vin, Sep 27, 2003
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    yeah right - you must have been trolleyed to think he was a year older than you and me ;)

    he looked like he had been to hell and back .....
    BRID, Sep 27, 2003
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  20. Glitter Angel

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    maybe he had a hard paper round!
    Glitter Angel, Sep 27, 2003
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    He was no way about 25, Orbit. He was well in his 30's. What an animal!! Bloody pyscho. I would have kicked him in the goolies and ran!!!!!:eek: :lol:
    Cookee, Sep 27, 2003
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