Northern fashions...

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  1. BRID

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    Northern fashions...

    Was on the train this morning visiting our web designers in peterborough.... and it seemed like with every stop further north i went from kings cross, you could tell from the people that came on that we were definately heading north.

    How to spot a northerner:

    1. Evisu jeans or other trousers/jeans with huge whopping labels.
    2. Bleached patches of hair, chicken head style, clay/wax a must!
    3. Thin long sleeved jersey tops, or vest style tops but no physiqe underneath to show off.
    4. Some piercing on body.
    5. Genetically "inferior" look - bulging eyes with bags underneath... definate "pikey" look.

    For women it usually comes in the form of a J-Lo style velour tracksuit, or wholly revealing and unsuitable for the season attire - with a tacky g-string hanging out the back of their arses.
    A fake Louis Vuitton white patent leather bag usually finishes the look.


    Come on .... lets admit that we northerners stick out like sore thumbs with our shocking approach towards "looking good" :)

    Discuss :p
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    Northerners?

    U only went as far as Peterborough FFS!
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    But they live there. U got out.
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    lol - it was enough to sense a distinct gradient change in fashions :)
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    Exactly peterborough is south not north its closer to london than it is to newcastle .......... ah makes no difference anything south of the tyne is fuckin france anyway:lol:

    You can sometimes tell by clothes what city a person comes from or what area if you like ! But itas actually easier to tell by attitudes:
    for example:- a cockney will think he/she is the dogs bollocks better than anyone from anywhere else and theyl try tyo prove it by buying anthing that looks remoteley expensive and getting themselves into a load of debt ! Also a cockney would not be helpful in anyway shape or form to a stranger, there attitudes stink thats why they are called COCK-neys!

    The further north you go the friendlier the people become . Northerners are kinder , more welcoming and hospitibal and when i say northerners i mean real northeners like past yorkshire!

    southerners are shandy drinking woofters :D and the rest of country generally regard them as twats!
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    Bollocks!
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    took you a while to thimk of that comeback didnt it .:D :p

    the fact is that if you did a survey of everyone in the country and based it on friendliness and attitude towars otheres the majority would place cockneys and other londoners last! its like a different culture down there if you smile at someone on the street they simply blank you or look at you as if your about to mug them! where as up hear the majority would smile back.:D
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    I have seen someone get their nose broken by a headbut in Newcastle just for being a southerner. In London no-one will have a go at you for being a northerner.
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    Why are Yorkshire people not 'real northerners'?
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    cos its in the midlands innit
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    because we are better than that.
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    It's funny northeasterners thinking Yorkshire folk aren't real northerners because a lot of us in the 'midlands' think you lot aren't proper English.

    You sound more like Scots than English, you even have a better road to Edinburgh than you do England but that casual hint seemed to be wasted on you.

    If we wanted you we'd build a good road.





    :D ;)
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    Bollocks as you so articulatley put it!

    in every town there are ruff people what im talking about is arrogance .... people from london turn there nose up at northeners they dnt have a clue what goes on outside london. And the think they are better than the rest of the country!

    half of them dnt even no that northumberland is a county or even exsists:lol: :spangled:
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    Because it dosen't matter to anyone.

    Bet all those same people know where Yorkshire and Lancashire is.

    Face it you don't matter.



    :D ;)
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    if most of the people who use this board are 'proper northerners' then i'm glad you don't think that yorkshire falls into the same catagory as yourselves...
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    everyone loves a geordie and you's know it :D
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    Yeah, we find your accent highly amusing, we're smiling cause we don't understand what you're saying it we're worried you're about to mug us.

    :D
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    yep southern fairies :rolleyes:
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    listen i never said yorkshire wasnt north i just implied that to us Geordies anthing past sunderland becomes south, thats how we think of it ..... as for proper northeners a simply ment that to iiustrate the difference between what people from london class as north i.e milton fucking keynes as to what we consider north i.e ourselves , and those in a 50 mile vacinity:lol:

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