Whats the worst thing?

Whats the worst thing?

Quite random i know, but...

Whats the worst or stupidest thing youve done when pissed??? idealy, something you would never do when sober!!!!!!!

4 hour sick session in my mate's toilet. I'm just glad it was the toilet

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dont think id fancy a night out on the drink with you

I dont remember the stupdiest thing Ive done but I know the studiest thing Ive said when drunk.

It was one time a few years ago, me and my ex had come back from a night out and were staying at a mates house. We were kipping downstairs, made a little bed and got 'comfy'. All of a sudden I lost the plot and was shouting at him not to take photos of me and publish them to The Sun.

He didnt even have a camera.
It just came out of my mouth, fuck knows why.

He rolled over and went to bed after that, talk about killing the moment, He was in a mood all the next morning, I didnt know why till he told me

i often dj at yell on sunday nights, done that many a time, one lad ran across to get me garlic n chips n got arrested!!!!

funnied thing ever

no matey, we often try it with the females but there hardly ever up for it, we do whatever we have to get a lugh from the crowd,

Pissed on me massive mirror in me bedroom before it got decorated and all over me washing

Spewed all over bathrooms covering every inch possible in front of me

Fell asleep on metro's / busses's, my stairs in me house, bathroom - back garden

The list is endless - this was a time when the old fake ID from the back of loaded used to get kicked to fuck and back !

I remember the day the doorman at Ikon took it off me cos i had a burst lip off playing football - i tried to say it was real till he showed me the advert from the magazine

ive nicked a set of portable traffic lights and ended up with them asleep on my livin room floor!
also fell asleep in a bush round near mine when i was proper wankered, only to be woken up by 2 paramedics!
they seemd quite conserned bout me, all i wanted was my phone which i had lost! hadnt a clue where i was or ho i got there!
quite frightenin that actually!

wot about when u went skateboarding?

or it cud be horsebaording

im sure that was me not u :spangled:

went round a whole estate taking peoples for sale signs and half posting them thro the next door neighbours letter box

we were well pissed and about 15

WHen i was stupidly drunk i managed remove a draw from the fridge nd smash everything then later on pissed on me parents bedroom door while they were asleep in the room...

they werent to pleased, dont remember none of it so im sweet.. a think the disco biscuits may of had somthin to do with it also.

Not allowd to tell...

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got to be one of the following :-

1> Killd the family pet

2> slept with me antys best mate

Has to be :

1) Blocking motorway off with cones then getting chased by Police after pinching temp traffic lights :spangled:

2) Van surfing on my bruvs van teen wolf styleee not big or clever but seemed like a good idea at the time

shit forgot bout that!
tried to skateboard of the first level of some scaffholdin!
only to fall head first and leave quite a nasty cut above my eye!
i didnt have a clue what was goin on but glad i didnt feel it!
must have fell into a hole!

nah ive done it aswell bud!
was proper wankered!
infact didnt even know that ud nicked any!

Jus - what about the time me you and Davey were out for your birthday and you were talking martian, propping yourself up with the bar cos you couldnt stand. You kept falling over when we we trying to go to the taxi office then you proceeded to give loads of charvas abuse and threw cups of coffee everywhere. And Davey had to come back to ours cos I couldnt have got you in the house myself!

That was the night when I realised I was so like you and it scared the shit outta me

I dont remember any bad stuff Ive done whilst pissed. Jus chucked me out of the pub he used to work in when I was 17 cos he was sick of me going there and humiliating him cos I was mortal all the time. Told me he'd get me barred if my behaviour continued. Imagine that from your own brother!! He was probably scared cos he could see himself in me and didnt think I should end up like him

fell of a mountain bike, landed face first on concrete knocking meself out and lost 2 teeth. ow

i can't really remember

prob when i was in estartit (sp) with the lads bout 10 year ago. I got really hot sittin on the ground floor balcony at bout 5am so decided it would be a good idea to lie in the alleyway with a pillow. at about midday i woke up on the sofa and have no idea how i got there!!!

either that or smashing my head against a wall (same hol) after asking each of the lads to punch me coz i was too pissed to carry on clubbin. only one said yes but he was a kung fu specialist so i just smashed my head off the wall instead. wasn't a pretty sight by the end of the night.

oh the things we do in our youth.