books

books

anyone reading owt decent?

The Iceman, Confessions of a mafia contract killer. Good read so far like!

Sniper one by Dan mills. Real life account of British army being under attack in I-raq

Also Making a killing, witten by a private security worker in I-raq

Sniper one was the best book i've read in ages

seen the documentary on that its mental

the sun and its quality

Shockwave: The Countdown to Hiroshima

awesome read

No Holds Barred

If you're interested in the world of professional fighting

That's a good one!

'Enter the past tense' by Roland Haas is worth a read. He was a secret CIA assassin...mint book.

Aye he takes nee shit like

last book i read was fear and loathing, probs the only book i can read again and again.

wanna start reading kerouac or more hunter s. thompson

aye awsome book... 'cept for the fecking tape worm parts... whats all that about??? is the stuff written behind it important... i kept getting pissed off with it!!!

oh.. am currently reading MR NICE... had it for ages and never bothered with it.. so thought i would finally pick it up!! good read... mr marks making million pound dope deals for fun!!!

Reading Tommy cooper biography, most naturally funny comedian/magician theres ever been

"sometimes i drink my whiskey neat, other times i take my tie off, and leave my shirt hanging out"

"walked up to the ice cream van, wife asks what can i get you, i said a large cone please, she says hundreds & thousands?i said no, one will do very nicely"

"I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'have you got anything for wind' , so he gave me a kite"

"Went to the paper shop - it had blown away"

Legend Tommy Cooper. Remember this one:

''I went to the doctors the other day & he said how can I help. I said 'Doctor, I feel like a moth'. He replied well why have you come here then. He said because the light was on.''

So basic but funny as fuck, I might get that book next actually

simple jokes but you've got to have a chuckle like!

So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up, and he said, "You've been promoted". And I swerved.
And then he rang up a second time and said "You've been promoted again".
And I swerved again. He rang up a third time and said, "You're managing director".
And I went into a tree. And a policeman came up and said, "What happened to you?"
And I said, "I careered off the road".

aye deffo an awsome read like. never thought about the worm thing in that way before though... think i might have to go re-read.

Tommy Cooper is a total legend, all those jokes are proper basic but its the way he tells them. Theyre even funny when you read them because you can imagine the way he'd deliver them. Total genius